GTA 6 Players Reveal Wild Plans for First Vice City Missions

With GTA VI still months away, the hype is already reaching a fever pitch. Among the most talked-about topics? How players plan to kick off their adventures in Vice City. And if past entries are any indication, the answers are as unpredictable as they are entertaining.

From Strip Clubs to Alligator Feedings: The Wildest First Moves

Some fans aren’t holding back on their first-day priorities. Reddit user safeoneg declared their intention to visit a strip club immediately upon arrival. Another user bluntly stated, "99% of players are going straight to the strip club."

Not everyone is drawn to such establishments, though. User Ready-Way2592 joked about admiring Lucia’s appearance, while another suggested testing the game’s jiggle physics—a classic GTA move.

Humor and Chaos Take Center Stage

Humor and mischief dominate many fans’ plans. User Aggravating-Onion384 humorously proposed ordering a "burger shot" meal at Jason’s and requesting a military discount. Human1223 quipped in response, "You just delayed GTA 6 by another week, bruh."

For those with a darker sense of humor, UniverseBlackCat plans to feed people to alligators, while Civilized_drifter intends to tackle the introduction mission head-on.

More Wholesome (and Normal) Approaches

Not all players are out for chaos. Reddit user 2026CE shared a more relaxed agenda: "Exploring Jason’s house and surrounding areas in the Keys, going to the beach if possible, and just doing world stuff."

As for the Destructoid team, we’ll be speed-running the campaign to bring you the freshest guides and tips as soon as you need them. The anticipation to explore Rockstar’s new open world—and uncover its secrets—is undeniable.

What’s Your First Move in GTA VI?

Now we want to hear from you: What’s the first thing you’ll do when GTA VI finally drops? Share your plans in the comments—just keep Lucia-related references tasteful, okay?