Jimmy Fallon Ridicules Trump’s One-Page Iran War Plan: 'What Is He Talking About?'

Jimmy Fallon, host of The Tonight Show, ridiculed President Donald Trump’s reported plan to draft a one-page memo to end the war in Iran, questioning the feasibility of such an approach.

During his Wednesday night monologue, Fallon opened with a tribute to National Nurses Week, praising healthcare workers for their demanding roles while taking subtle jabs at Trump’s leadership.

“Thank you, nurses. You have one of the toughest jobs,” Fallon said. “You’re the ones who have to say, ‘Mr. President, the gown is supposed to open in the back.’ You’re the ones who have to butter the MRI machine so that the president can squeeze in and out. You’re the ones who have to weigh the president and then write down the number he gives you.”

He added, “On the bright side, doctors are the ones who have to hold his ballroom while he coughs,” referencing Trump’s unfinished White House ballroom, a project that has drawn controversy over taxpayer funding.

Fallon then shifted to Trump’s reported one-page memo on Iran, mocking the idea with disbelief.

“Speaking of Trump, I read that he’s now working on a one-page memo to end the war in Iran,” Fallon said. “A one-page memo? There’s more paperwork involved in sending your kid to a trampoline park. I mean, what is he talking about?”

He also referenced a bizarre exchange involving Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, who denied reports that Iran was using kamikaze dolphins to deter the U.S. Navy in the Strait of Hormuz while refusing to confirm if the U.S. was doing the same to Iran.

“If kamikaze dolphins don’t work, they’re going to send in the cocaine bear,” Fallon joked.